Politics R Us

I don't like politics. I never have. The last job I left, I left largely because there was too much office politics. I remember getting called into the director's office because I "fell on my sword." I didn't fall on my sword—I made her look bad because she lied, and I was honest. Politics is shit.

I've never voted for a president. I've voted in all the presidential elections since I was old enough to vote, but there's never been anyone worth voting for, so I vote third party. I find the person I like the best and cast my ballot there. I know they have no chance of winning, but that's who I am. Voting for the lesser of two evils just because that's who two private organizations presented to me is beneath me. I won't do it.

I am convinced that Donald Trump is a Democrat. When he ran against Hillary, I believe his agenda was to get the first woman president elected. The things he said were stupid. He called people names like an undisciplined five-year-old. He made fun of handicapped people, objectified women, and acted like a total sleaze. I think he did it on purpose to get Hillary elected—a Democrat inserted by the heavily funded Democratic Party to make sure she won.

Instead, his insanity got him elected. I honestly believed he would resign.

I'm not sure how Biden got elected either. When Obama picked Biden as his vice president, I thought it was a defensive gesture: pick the worst person you can find as a running mate so no one will assassinate you, because no one would want that person as president.

Yet he got elected. I was convinced someone else was pulling the strings. I don't know who is controlling the U.S. government, but there seems to be some kind of malevolent intelligent design at work. They hand us two terrible choices, and that's all we have to choose from. The U.S. government is very likely the most evil government in the world.

Biden also implied he'd only serve for four years. Yet at the end of his term, when half the country thought he was losing it, he initially decided to run again. Here's what happened behind the scenes: the Democratic Party, which already had a mole in Donald Trump, thought to themselves, "Let's get Don elected again. We'll have him perform so heinously that the U.S. will have no choice but to put us in total control in the midterms."

And here we are. The first step in fixing the U.S. government is removing political parties—or at least stripping away their power. And we need to quit helping Israel.