I know that some of you avid readers of my random BS will appreciate this posting as a small horrifying step into the mind of Gar. I would add pictures, but, as you'll read shortly, I couldn't find an appropriate depiction.
Today on the radio they announced that the Texas Congress is trying, for the third time, to make bestiality illegal. The DJ's were, of course, alarmed that this was their third try. It seems it should be an automatic pass. I listen to Russ Martin for my entertaining news source. It's probably not the safest source of news.
Anyway, I'm thinking, "really!?" We need a law for that? I mean doesn't animal cruelty laws already kind of have that covered? And what would the punishment be? You're sitting in a jury, of your equally nauseous peers, while you decide whether the defendant should spend 30 days in jail after they have the hoof print removed from their forehead? Really?
What do they use for proof? Eyewitness accounts? If you're an eyewitness to that, then I'd think you might have some issues as well. The poor defenseless animal is not going to be able to make a court appearance. Of course, maybe out of work veterinarians are pushing for it to pass so they can get into the DNA field and be expert witnesses (shudder).
All joking aside. Okay, not really, I can't seriously say all joking aside. It never happens that way. But, seriously, shouldn't they spend more time passing laws preventing the brainwashing of children by organized religion? It seems that this would be more beneficial to "the people".