I just purchased a Carnival cruise ticket out of Galveston. Actually, it’s quite impossible to purchase a ticket so technically I purchased 2 tickets. However, I know no one who wants to go with me who’ll put up with sharing a queen sized bed so I suspect I’ll be going alone.
I’m kind of wondering if there’s a market for escorts who’d like a cruise. I suppose I could call around to the local escort services and see if any of their ladies are interested. How odd would that be?
Anyway, if you are female, not scared of sharing a bed with a strange man, don’t stink, are mildly entertaining and attractive let me know. Oh yeah, you also have to be free from 12/11 to 12/16. We’ll leave early in the morning on December 11th and I’ll have you home by 5 on December 16. I may even be able to get them to give me two twin sized beds…
Maybe I should come up with a downloadable application.