First, here's Rachel. She's 19 and has a 5 month old little boy. Young women these days.
As soon as Rachel saw me she threw herself at me.
Then things got ugly. First, I agreed that she could take me for a ride. She started getting a little too friendly so I told her I had a girlfriend. Her adoration quickly became anger and she tried to drown me.
Failing at the drowning fiasco, she came up behind me while I was floating innocently on a boogie board and tried to forcefully ram me headfirst into the nearest pier.
I survived, but was left troubled by the whole ordeal. Please send sympathy donations to my Paypal account.
Dude, you and a 19 year old? You’re getting desperate man, truly desperate!
ReplyDeleteI know. It's a personal fault really. Pathetic.
ReplyDeleteI think she's cute.
ReplyDeleteA quick fling in the summer sun, nobody gets hurt. It's a beautiful thing.
Besides, there's a reason they call it a "blow hole"....
I can't believe you went there.
ReplyDeleteIt took every fiber of my being not to go there.
I'm always there for ya, buddy. I know how important it is for you to keep up the standards of the blog, but *someone* needed to bow to the inevitable.
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