I've fallen into one of those patterns where everything I'd like to write in this pointless blog will take me too long to inadequately put into words. Therefore, I don't write anything for lack of a big enough chunk of time. It's a curse really.
I need to write about my latest cruise and post some pictures of my dolphin encounter. I got to make out with a 19 year old named Rachel. She had soft skin and could swim really fast. We danced and then she tried to ram me into the piers on a boogie board. I've got photo documentation somewhere. It was horrifying.
I've been wasting lots of time playing my latest addiction called Rift. I blogged at some point about what irritates me the most about MMORPG's. Rift has remedied these problems miraculously enough. I need to tell you how, but, again, I lack the time.
Cannondale. I can now officially go for 30 minutes without puking! Yay me!