I think every Thursday, I will try and entertain you with a list that my dad started some time ago. Feel free to help out as we go along. Some of them are better than others.
Basically you go down the alphabet and think of an animal and a creative descriptions of its shite.
The first one is:
Atrocious Amounts of Alligator Anal Algae
You get extra points for finding an almost equally disgusting picture.