Alliterator Animal Sh*t List: The Letter 'J'

I really debated about throwing this whole weekly list into the toilet. The J's have always been difficult. I don't remember the original. Although I remember Jaguars. I think perhaps my dad changes it every time I ask him. He assumes with chaotic repetition eventually something funny will happen because it does most of the time. The K's are not much better, but we must continue, for eventually we get to the T's (the letter that started it all), the P's (one of my favorites) and the M's -- not necessarily in that order.

Juicy Jot of Jaguar Jowl Jelly