Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Government Jobs

Today, I've decided that I want to work for the government.

So that I can increase my credentials and maybe get Obama's attention, I have decided to stop paying my taxes. Maybe he'll give me a cabinet position!

1 comment:

  1. Who is that in your post? One of those pictures you find in a new wallet?

    If you want an Obama cabinet post you're gonna need to have a car & driver or a nanny or a housekeeper and then not pay the taxes you should be paying as an employer or as a beneficiary of having a car and driver.

    You're married to a leftist, former Commie/East German, so you've, at least, got that good cred going for you.

    Being a Texan with a very thick Texan accent might make the Obama people a tad queasy. Have your wife teach you her accent. That might help.