I do not hide the fact that I need therapy. Heck, I bet I could keep an expert psychologist entertained for years.
Last night, for example, I had the most fantastic dream…
I hired a divorce attorney and when I went to the office, the attorney was a very good looking late 30’s woman. She was tall, slender and powerful, yet funny and nice. She laughed at all my silly jokes and even had some of her own. She was smart and easy to talk to. A perfect picture in a suit and heels.
Then, I woke up and tried to go back to sleep, but it wasn’t happening. Next time I’ll double my dose of Benadryl. Have you ever looked at the active ingredients of Benadryl and the nighttime Sleep Aids? Benadryl costs half as much, but the active ingredients are identical. Go figure.
I decided to represent myself because “nobody loves me like I love myself”. I don’t know why the video is on its side. Maybe it’s just my browser. If I play all my cards right, I should be legally single in about 70 days.