Alliterator Animal Sh*t List: The Letter 'F'

Today, on the radio, they were having listeners call in to finish this sentence, "I wish I could have all the time back in my life that I spent ..."

And now for the Letter F!

Freshly Fermented Fish Fecal Farts

I couldn't find a really good picture. There was one that looked close, but it was a whale (not technically a fish). So, you get this cartoon instead.