Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Utter Disappointment

Well, it's been 2 hours and my 401k is still in the toilet. I guess it's going to be a long 4 years.


  1. You're just not believing hard enough! If you *really* believed, your financial woes would disappear like mist on a spring morning....

  2. By golly I think you are right! Looking out the window now the sky does seem a little bluer!

    Everyone now! Close your eyes and believe with all your might!

    Put on your red ruby slippers, click your heals together and repeat after me, "We are not $10,000,000,000,000 in debt, we are not $10,000,000,000,000 in debt, we are not..."

    What are you doing? I don't want bread and fish! I want my money multiplied!

    How was that for random parodies?

  3. I always thought bread & fish was bogus. If Christ had provided the crowd with $10T, NO ONE would've questioned his divinity.

    Oh, a little inaugurafun.

  4. Actually I think you Americans would be better served with McCain. The guy you choose can talk, but he got no CV

  5. It's been 24 hours now. Any improvement yet?

    What did that "Ghost" person mean by "he got no CV."

    Cute Vagina?

    Cowboy Vest?

    Camping Van?

    Cooking Vessel?

    Critical Velocity?

  6. Best I can tell CV is curriculum vitae (credentials). I could be wrong.

    There is no improvement. The only people seeing immediate improvement seem to be housed in Cuba.

  7. You just gotta wish for the right thing.

    And yes, CV is curriculum vitae. In a number of professions this is effectively one's resume(e.g., academics, law, etc.).

    But it does always help to have a cute vagina. And you can't go wrong with a camping van....

  8. It was like listening to William Shatner recite who begat whom out of the Old Testament

    That cracked me up.